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We'll analyze your GitHub profile and deliver a brutally honest assessment of your coding life.
Warning: Your feelings might not survive this experience.
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Sample roasts from our victims:
@ghost_coder
"Your GitHub is emptier than a JavaScript developer's understanding of memory management."
@repo_hoarder
"You collect repositories like Pokémon cards, but with even less value."
@weekend_warrior
"Your commit history looks like a heartbeat monitor during cardiac arrest."
@star_seeker
"47 repositories and 3 followers? You're like a street performer nobody stops to watch."